I Choose the Bear: Pick Your Woodland Companion 🐻

In the tumult of this modern world where the question "Who would you rather run into alone in the woods—a man or a bear?" has sparked a fiery debate, our "I Choose the Bear" mug makes a bold statement. Perfect for those who'd rather face a furry, potentially lethal four-legged creature than navigate unpredictable human encounters.

This isn't just a mug; it's a declaration of your allegiance in the ultimate showdown of safety and survival. Whether you're pouring your morning coffee, brewing some herbal tea, or just need a daily reminder of your fierce independence, this mug is here to back you up. Featuring a snazzy bear graphic that embodies strength and resilience, it’s perfect for those who know the power of a well-chosen ally (even if it has claws).

Dishwasher and microwave safe. Go ahead and choose the bear. I would.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!